Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Summer fashion, or lack there of....

Now I may not be the most fashion forward. There is some nonsense going on that we really need to stop....
STOP WEARING THIS!
You do not look "Hott" like Paris would say.
1. The mini skirt has made a come back. If your mini is wider than it is long you need to re-think you look. Please go back inside and change.
2. Crocs. This does not apply to kids 12 years old and younger. Folks, big plastic shoes are not cool. No matter your color selection you look like a garden clown. Please, melt them.
3. The Blue tooth ear piece IS NOT A FASHION ACCESSORY!! Really, when you go through life with this borg implant in your ear you are not impressing anyone. And further, if you are matching anything to the damn thing you need a 12 step program.
4. Goucho pants with a hooker tee and high heels. Need we say more?

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