Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I am in "The Club" now

Well, it is the club I frankly do not care to be part of. I am celebrating the 1st anniversary of my 29th birthday. The fab hub says it is better than the alternative.....
I was born at 5:28am on 5/28/78---killer planning mom!
Due to things out of my control I had my birthday party the weekend before. I thought this was the worst thing but it ended up fine. We hosted a murder mystery party that was incredible. We had 20 people participating in the murder mystery that was set in the 1920's in a speakeasy that was a brothel cover up during prohibition. It was so much fun. My mom came up a day early to roll up her sleeves and help cook. My girlfriend from NYC flew in to help celebrate. We made almost everything from scratch--two sauces (marinara and vodka), chicken saltemboca, two kinds of fresh bread sticks-one with Parmesan the other with sesame seeds, six pounds of meatballs, endive stuffed with a Gorgonzola mix, a nut and cheese plate, ravioli, and I had the bakery that made our wedding cake hook up a revolver on the top of my cake. Everyone dressed up and played their role to perfection. There was so much extortion I could not keep up. It was a so much fun that I will be sure to do another one.
Happy birthday to me!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Because Everybody Loves Pomegranate-Champagne Punch

This is simply the best pomegranate-champagne punch. People have licked the bottom of the bowl.

From Bon Appétit December 2007.

1/2 cup water
1/2 cup sugar
2 750-ml bottles chilled brut Champagne
1 1/2 cups white rum
1 1/4 cups pomegranate juice
1 large lemon, thinly sliced
Pomegranate seeds
Fresh mint leaves
1 ice block

Bring 1/2 cup water and sugar to boil in small saucepan, stirring until sugar dissolves. Simmer 5 minutes. Cool syrup completely.Combine Champagne, rum, and pomegranate juice in punch bowl. Add enough syrup to sweeten to taste. Mix in lemon slices, pomegranate seeds, and mint leaves. Add ice block to bowl.

I leave out the mint. I leave out the seeds...I use pomegranate juice in my ice ring that I make in a cool bundt style pan. I layer my ring with lemon slices and blueberries. You have to freeze a layer...add fruit...freeze a layer....

This is really great! I recommend making more than what you think you will need.

Enjoy!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

January 20, 2009 --- The End of an Error

I have seen some intersting things today. A bumper sticker with the above quote was my favorite. When I was out with the fab hub we saw a group of angry Taco Bell workers picketing. I saw one of the longest and jerri curliest mullets I have ever seen. Many, many ill behaved children. A rubber chicken. Kinda random.

Friday, May 02, 2008

I heart Little Italy

Alright, I have been here for a few hours and I have already found the place I will try and visit no less than twice a day. The Ferrara Cafe is heaven Pure bliss of biscotti by morning and cannoli by night. I am staying in Chinatown; Little Italy is 2 blocks away. Did I mention the streetside gelato? I have been up since 4:30 with only a 4 hour nap last night. The latte I just had with my almond biscotti will keep me awake for a bit but I need to sleep some before Century 21.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Bizarre is the only way to explaine it

This week has been an absolute roller coaster ride. In all my years of experience I have never seen this kind of stuff. Things that you may only see once in a three to five year span, odd things all through the week. Tuesday was the peek. Three crazy anomalies in one day. Jacked up. Due to the all the odd ducks floating in the moat around my desk I am going in on my day off today to go put the finishing touches on some stuff. If you need your dose of "Are you kidding me?!" law suits I can be your fix.
Then it is off to NYC. I am so excited to get out of my city and into another. I will share all the food I can. And yes, after each person I asked where to go: I now have reservations on Friday at NOBU.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

NYC Baby!!!

I am so excited. The fab hub has a gig in NYC later this month. I am going up for a few days. I cannot wait. I will eat my way through the city. I have never had the pleasure of Century 21 so I must go there. I am starting my prayers that I catch a ride in the cash cab. Yay! The fab hub will be working most of the time so I will be on my own. I will get to see my best girl friend and my step mom too. Yippy!!!

Friday, April 11, 2008

And it was all Yellow

Our city is full of yellow dirt. It is nasty. There are clumps of pollen buds along the side of the road the way you see seaweed on the beach. We finally got some rain today. I had the air filter changed on my car earlier this week. The guy said it weighed three times more than what it should have. My car is yellow. The water in the street is yellow from washing down the street. Everything is yellow. Yuck.

Yeah, Another Defense Verdict....

I can tell you when it will rain by the ache in my knee. I can tell you the out come of a trial in some states by my gut feeling. This is the 4th defense verdict. Only 10 days to appeal and 3 of those days have elapsed. I have yet to have a plaintiff appeal. I get a little giddy about my record.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Because I Have the Money, That's Why

If you are expecting a check from me after being the most royal pain in my ass trust me, it is in the mail to be sure you do not raise your head to me again. There is someone so special in the a state somewhere north of California that I really think she kills puppies for fun. After several friendly letters back and forth we got some business done. I send the check and give thanks she is out of my life. She was not done with me yet. I got a slanted voice mail from Ms. Puppy Killer looking for her check. Given the time difference (east coast vs. west coast) I felt the need to leave a friendly voice mail back telling her to call the USPS to find out how they deliver mail, as I am not in charge of that once I throw it in the mail. Yeah, I probably provoked her. Ms. Puppy Killer calls me pissed that about certain words on said check and demands a new one. Yeah, you can mail it back with a letter and spell it out for me. Overnight it? Hell no hooker, unless you want me to deduct $20. Relax, Relate, Release......Whhoooo-Sawwwww