NYC Baby!!!

I am so excited. The fab hub has a gig in NYC later this month. I am going up for a few days. I cannot wait. I will eat my way through the city. I have never had the pleasure of Century 21 so I must go there. I am starting my prayers that I catch a ride in the cash cab. Yay! The fab hub will be working most of the time so I will be on my own. I will get to see my best girl friend and my step mom too. Yippy!!!

And it was all Yellow

Our city is full of yellow dirt. It is nasty. There are clumps of pollen buds along the side of the road the way you see seaweed on the beach. We finally got some rain today. I had the air filter changed on my car earlier this week. The guy said it weighed three times more than what it should have. My car is yellow. The water in the street is yellow from washing down the street. Everything is yellow. Yuck.

Yeah, Another Defense Verdict....

I can tell you when it will rain by the ache in my knee. I can tell you the out come of a trial in some states by my gut feeling. This is the 4th defense verdict. Only 10 days to appeal and 3 of those days have elapsed. I have yet to have a plaintiff appeal. I get a little giddy about my record.

Because I Have the Money, That's Why

If you are expecting a check from me after being the most royal pain in my ass trust me, it is in the mail to be sure you do not raise your head to me again. There is someone so special in the a state somewhere north of California that I really think she kills puppies for fun. After several friendly letters back and forth we got some business done. I send the check and give thanks she is out of my life. She was not done with me yet. I got a slanted voice mail from Ms. Puppy Killer looking for her check. Given the time difference (east coast vs. west coast) I felt the need to leave a friendly voice mail back telling her to call the USPS to find out how they deliver mail, as I am not in charge of that once I throw it in the mail. Yeah, I probably provoked her. Ms. Puppy Killer calls me pissed that about certain words on said check and demands a new one. Yeah, you can mail it back with a letter and spell it out for me. Overnight it? Hell no hooker, unless you want me to deduct $20. Relax, Relate, Release......Whhoooo-Sawwwww