Tuesday, February 13, 2007

My Baby Daddy

So gold digging Anna Nicole Smith bought a piece of the harp farm this week. Scandal is everywhere: Did her old sugar daddy's family have her bumped off? Did she overdose on Trim Spa? Did she mix pills?
Anna had her interesting points: Playboy bunny, married and 89 year old tycoon who died less than a year later leaving her millions, TrimSpa, bad reality TV, Guess and other fabulous endeavors.
You know, it really is like Fear Factor when you marry an old dusty billionaire: If you can play the game and not puke you get to keep the money.
So Anna got to keep money after fighting it out in court with her step son that was over 20 years her senior. He is dead too.
So who gets the money that Anna got? Her baby daddy. But who is the baby daddy? 5 men have come forward so far claiming Anna's daughter. All these baby daddies and not enough babies. Anna got around. So who is the gold digging whore now? That's right, all the baby daddies want to lay stake to the prior sugar daddy's money. That is the million dollar baby.

1 comment:

Jen said...

pretty much my thoughts exactly....